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8.05.2004

Odd Transformations 13.5

Sorry I haven't been posting too often. The moving, the Kow, the doing stuff, the thinking about moving shop to somewhere else...

They've all conspired against me.

So, without further ado: today's dream.

I had fallen asleep very quickly the night before (In my dream...) When I woke up, I found that my TV was missing, my DVD player, my computer.

Canton, Dev, and Axler all had things missing as well.

Apparently, they had gone out the night before and had forgotten to lock the door.

I was pretty suspicious of our new downstairs housemate, and I tried to call the police discreetly.

I get an odd sensation in the back of my head, a whole "Hey, dummy. You're missing something here. Something's not right."

I turn around to find a Christmas tree and a whole bunch of badly-wrapped gifts under the tree.

Yup. Our stuff.

And it seemed to me that it was my mom who had done it, and that the reason was of me not thanking her enough for helping me to move. Also, we were lousy kids who couldn't properly prepare a Thanksgiving dinner, she said.

Yup. My subconscious must really hate me. Because I'm positive I expressed my appreciation to my mom and brother a few times for helping me move back into the house...

Now, off to work, as well as sending out press releases.


Posted by Jago at 8/05/2004 11:26:00 a.m.

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