A Novel of Comical Errors Wherein the Main Character Jago Rants Upon Various Subjects Culled From Modern-Day Experiences...
Of course, I went to work today. Didn't feel up to it, but there it is.
On a break, I decided I needed some Kleenex to combat the runny nose problem. So I went to Zellers.
It took me a while to find the Kleenex section, but I found it. An entire wall full.
Kleenex thrre-ply, Kleenex Ultra, Puffs with Aloe, family packs, small packs. Everything! Except for one.
I headed over to the pharmacy desk.
"Excuse me," I said. "do you carry Kleenex with Menthol?"
The pharmacist replied, "What?"
"Kleenex with Menthol. Do you carry it?"
"I don't know. Let's look."
After searching with no avail, she asked me, "Are you sure it's available?"
"I bought some from Shoppers Drug Mart last year."
"Are you sure that wasn't in the States?"
I thought, Lady, unless Bonnie Doon is in the US, or unless Shoppers Drug Mart is an American company (It's not.), I'm pretty sure I wasn't hallucinating about Menthol Kleenex.
Hell, if i was ranting that much about it last year, I'm sure it's around.
But I left with some Puffs Ultra, because I really needed something to stop the mucus.
Tomorrow, I try the London Drugs...
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