Odd Transformations 24: Why must Dev consistently be the most crazy guy in my dreams?

A few days back, I had a dream about being in a downtown scene. Not sure if it was downtown Moose Jaw, but it very well could have been due to the size of it.

In any case, it involved listening to the Arcade Fire, a Canadian rock group, who were in an abandoned storefront, doing a concert.

But the dream I really want to talk about is the one I had this morning.

It was set in a library. Canton and I were studying or something. Or we were there to support people studying.

Otis P. enters, who I haven't seen in a while. We start catching up.

Otis: "So, how's Dev doing?"

Me: "You can ask him yourself." I point to the top of a bookshelf where Dev is hidden in shadows, reading.

Only as I'm explaining to Otis, this library is apparently connected to a zoo, since that bookshelf top is encased by a cage, and there are animals running through it.

"You see, Otis, Dev's got some handlers bringing animals in there, so he can pretend it's a company. That's why that warthog is dressed up in a sportsjacket. Hey, Dev!"

Dev pokes his head into the light. "Yeah?"

"How is it again? The animals are working for you, or are they your bosses?"

Dev scowls at me. "I'm dressed like I normally am because some top CEOs can dress however they want to. That's why the animals aren't dressed casually."

"Oh, right. Okay, you can go back to your book now."

At which point I wake up.

* * *

Finally celebrated my birthday this weekend. A few of us went to the Outback, where I had a GREAT prime rib dinner. (Must go back. And will with Canton's celebration meal soon.) Afterwards, we went bowling. My favourite part was programming MFJ's name in while she was visiting the bathroom.

MFJ: "So, are we ready to play?"
Me: "OH, yeah."
MFJ: "Who's 'Pintsize Killah?'"
I snigger.

The next night was Dev's birthday. Kit had brought over the newest Marlowe and Allan and I were keeping her occupied. Although every time it was only me and the toddler, she's falling over and hurting herself or something.

I tell you, it's not easy to have to explain that she fell again and that I wasn't pushing an eight-month old around.

Although Dev's grad school friends were amused when I gave her a paper plate and sold all her attempts at bashing me in the head with it.

Afterwards was Karaoke. And Cribbit's has the most eclectic list I've seen in a while. When I can sing Junior Senior pretty halfassedly because I forget how few words there actually are in it. As it was, I was asking, "Why have they raided my obscure MP3 list for songs?"

Dev said it was the most fun he's had watching me sing. I dunno; what about me singing Collective Soul at the Power Plant about three years back?

* * *

So I've been transferred again. This is completely insane, because I remember a time where I was at a store for years, not just weeks. In my first four years of working for the company, it was a year and a half at Kingsway, a year and a half at Bonnie Doon, a half a year at Kingsway again, a half a year at Bonnie Doon again.

In the past year since that period I have worked at the following places: West Ed (3 months), Downtown (4 months), temped at Northgate for a week, and then it was Mill Woods for two weeks. And now Capilano mall? Whatever.

All I'm asking for is some fucking stability here, all right? Also, I don't want my stability to happen at the graveyard that is Capilano. Although there are some cute girls around here.

* * *

My mom came up for a few days at the end of February. It was fun, since I was able to go to my aunt's for a homecooked meal. Also, Mom got me new tires for my car and a new set of luggage for my birthday. That doesn't suck at all.

* * *

I broke down and bought World of Warcraft. Canton and I had a blast playing a pair of Minotaurs who we jokingly called Thunder and Lightning, collectively, since I was a hunter with a rifle and he was a shaman who could hit enemies with spells.

I think I'll have fun with this game. And, man, does it look pretty on Myles' old video card.

Off to play some more.


Anonymous said...

eeewwwwwww, jago.... my MOM works at crapilano. thanks though.

Jago said...

Okay. First of all, I said that I've noticed some cute girls at Capilano.

I didn't mention in particular Mrs...Hold on a sec. WHOSE mom works at Capilano?


The Doc said...

The reason for me being consistently the most crazy guy in your dreams is because I am so quiet and mild-mannered in real life, and your subconscious is putting me into a role that doesn't fit me.

...okay, did ANYONE buy that?