3.03.2005

The Coolest Car in the World

So I'm driving home from work yesterday, and on the drive up Calgary Trail, I found what has to be the coolest vehicle on the roads.

It's some sort of truck, okay, except i have no clue what kind of truck it is, since I was too dazzled by it.

The owner had decked it out with multicolour neon, so under the truck and the license plate holder would both go from blue to red to purple, etc. Awesome so far, right?

The rear window of the cab had a HUGE Playboy decal on it, so you KNOW they've got to be the biggest players and chick magnets in the world!

When the side door opened, I could see that they've got neon on the inside. And I thought it was cool before!

When I was directly behind them turning on to Whyte Ave, I saw the penultimate piece de resistance: A translucent blue set of squishy rubber testicles HANGING FROM THE TRAILER HITCH!!!

I am in love with the truck, and really wish I was friends with the owner. He's SO COOL!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was directly behind them turning on to Whyte Ave, I saw the penultimate piece de resistance: A translucent blue set of squishy rubber testicles HANGING FROM THE TRAILER HITCH!!!Well?? Don't leave me in suspense, man! If that was the penultimate piece de resistance, what was the ultimate?!

- Straight Out of Canton

Silly Dan said...

If that was the penultimate piece de resistance, what was the ultimate?!Boy, this really is our week for making fun of Jago's word choice isn't it?

Sincerely,
That same guy in Illinois who drives a red Corolla, who has also never heard of anyone hanging rubber genitals from a vehicle, and is thus kind of freaked out.

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Jago said...

I was aware of my word choice.

Because the ULTIMATE piece de resistance?

Kicking all your bitch asses.

Silly Dan said...

Yep, we're all a bunch of bitches.

Creditons!