Jago: the narrator
Grank: friend of Jago
Jago's Brain: Jago's brain.
Setting: Jago's house, at his computer. Grank, on Messenger, has just finished reading Jago's journal.
Grank: So, this girl on the bus. Please tell me you talked to her and gave her a good "get in her pants" line.
Jago: Sorry, I didn't.
Grank: Why not?
Jago: I was too into my book and music, I guess. Besides, I was going to D!'s for some wrestling action, and I couldn't very well stand him up.
Jago's Brain: [inner monologue] My GOD! You did WHAT? What the hell did you do that for? That's it. I'm leaving! (Footsteps, door slamming.)
Jago: (to Grank) Besides, I was a coward.
Grant: (laughs) That's an explanation that's closer to the truth.
Jago: I guess I'll be stalking the Manulife Place bus stop for a while now, waiting for her to come back...
(Lights down. Scene ends.)