Another conversation with Jay

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

I'm looking for a word.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

this word plagues me.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Bottom!

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

I know it exists, I repeatedly need it, but I can NEVER remember it when I want it.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Okay. What's the definition?

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

let's say I believe that life is precious, and that i believe Saddam Hussein deserves to die.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Okay.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

it would be difficult for me to ________ those two views.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

reconcile?

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

fucking q.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

reconcile.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

thank you.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

No probs.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

How ofter does it slip your mind?

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

And what the hell is "Fucking q?"

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

every time I have wanted to use the word reconcile for like the last 2 years.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

I can't remember it.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

It's inexplicable.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Heh.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

Inex-fucking-plicable.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

"Fucking q" is similar to "Fucking A," except your pinky slips.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

lol

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

I like "fucking q" better, methinks...

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

I liked it when I saw it, too. Which is why I didn't correct it.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Excellent.

Gauntlet - Essay. Not Halo 2. says:

fucking q, my man.

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Fuckin' q, indeed...

Now, I'm not posting this conversation to make it sound like Jay's a complete dumbass.

Because I blank on words, like, ALL the time...Anyone involved in a face-to-face conversation with me for more than, say, three minutes, can vouch for that...

And then, later on that night, when he's still writing his essay, and NOT playing Halo 2, I decide to play with his freakin' MIND!

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Jason, this is the XBox calling. Take a break. It'll only be a few minutes...

Gauntlet - Essay. Red Bull. Not Halo 2. says:

xbox? is that you?

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Yes. I am wanting you to plug me in to XBox Live. There you will find a lot of people to play agains- I mean, help you with your essay...

Gauntlet - Essay. Red Bull. Not Halo 2. says:

but... it doesn't sound like you, Xbox. I'm so tired...

Jago - Go See "Ray"! NOW! says:

Nonsense! Is not the colour of XBox green?

Gauntlet - Essay. Red Bull. Not Halo 2. says:

no, there are FOUR LIGHTS!