BONUS POST! Transcript 1

So, for those of you who are wondering about my current MSN handle, it's from a conversation I had with Jay, who's the proud father of his first son Liam, who was born a week and a bit ago.

The conversation takes place a few days beforehand...(I am the green text, Jay is the black text...)

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Big event?

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

baby

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Right!

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

no sign yet, though.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

No?

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

we expect it thursday at the latest.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Maybe he's under the couch...

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

we have a sneaking suspicion that he's in Maja's belly.

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

we keep shouting "Baby! Get Out Of Her Belly!"

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

but it doesn't work.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Three words for you, Jay: Bait. And. Switch.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Seriously, though:

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

Check the cushions.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

That's where all my change ends up.

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

good call.

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

Lori suggested repeatedly shouting things like "Wow! Look at that! That's Awesome!"

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

I suppose that's kind of like the bait and swtich approach.

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

"Man, baby! I'd hate to be missing THIS view! Good thing I'm not inside my mom's uterus!"

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

"Who wants cake? Everyone who's outside of mommy gets some!"

Silver Belt in Joga... says:

"Oooh, tough luck, kid. No cake for you!"

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

excellent.

Gaunt|et - Off work for the big event. says:

if only we could taunt him over MSN in-utero.

I actually got this mailed to me by Astro, who died reading it and had to send it to me, not realising that I had it saved on my comp, as I usually do with conversations that I like.

Maybe later, I'll post some more good ones, if my audience is receptive...