I was in the kitchen, and I hear Dev come in shouting something.
I go into the living room, and Dev is telling me about his new job as a courier.
"They give me a snack allowance! I spent $100 on this!"
He reveals a tub of McDonalds Chocolate Chip Cookies, of which he has eaten quite a lot.
Apparently, he had been eating these cookies for a while, because his goatee seemed a lot fuller by the amount of chocolate he's inadvertantly smeared on it.
I die laughing, and take him to a bathroom mirror.
And that's when I woke up.
Sorry, no time for a big post now. I'm needing to get ready for work.